What JG said. (well, not quite)

Writing is so ridiculously easy when you know who you’re writing to.

Random internet people is not a good reader.

My reader:

• knows programming
• by which i mean, knows functional programming
• which also implies, hates java
• has a fashion sense
• likes industrial music,
• by which i mean swedish industrial,
• by which i do not mean american rock music with noise bits,
• by which i could mean some ambient crap
• is a girl
• by which i mean is a really hot girl,
• and aware of it,
• and not afraid to use it
• also, not afraid to use regular expressions
• but expecting negative look-behind assertions to work
• is not a character from xkcd
• wants an anthropomorphic version of xml,
• and the whole dukenukem 3d arsenal,
• and a private civilized chat with aformentioned xml guy

As you can see, I don’t have a reader.