Some rants don’t fit in a toot.

Also, dear sparse code chumps, my code doesn’t read denser because I packed your twenty lines into one by deleting line feeds.

It’s just that after I have managed to remove all the babble and redundancy and wasteful assignments and useless nests of if blocks and code that DOESN’T EVEN EVER RUN, I’m down to three lines, one of then being an “end”, so I might as well go ahead and pack that into a pretty one-liner.

Also, fuck you.